So today I learned that Drax is my middle name, and Seriously is my first name. “Seriously Drax, what are you doing on the couch??”
Later I was quietly playing in my crate when I rolled it over and THUD!
“Seriously Drax, What did you do??”
Then lunch time came and again, quietly eating my meal when I decided it would probably be easier to eat the kibble one at a time, CRASH, and I hear it again, “Seriously Drax, why did you knock your dish over?”
But what really made me believe it was true was the next time I heard it.
Quietly minding my own business exploring my new bed , when it happened, “SERIOUSLY DRAX ??” “What is going on with you today??” There was fuzz on the floor and in my mouth and apparently, not a good idea from the stomach ache I got afterwards….
You know how it goes, you only hear your full name when you’re in trouble !